Alchemist Echidna's Oola Minipen

I was genuinely surprised to see how cheap these things are, at $18 USD for an A grade and $12 USD for a B grade one. They do come in a blind bag, but you can submit color preferences.For how cheap it is, I didn't expect it to become my favorite stroker - but it really did. It's mostly open mouthed, which I've found is good for anatomy with large labia, since the profile of The Junk is more of a fat triangle standing on its tip than a cylinder. Given that, the way that I best fit inside this thing is with the mouth oriented sideways, but again- it's my favorite stroker. This thing's just peak.

Peak Fantasy's Tenoch

And talking about peak- here's Tenoch, from Peak Fantasy!
I was involved in the design of the nubs at the bottom with the split between for stimulation for both Tdick and Clit, and I'm happy to say it really does work as intended.However, I'm sure y'all are curious about the Rest of this thing too, so I'll start at the tip. This thing's got a split head which merges directly into that swell. It's not difficult to fit inside anywhere, just squish the tips together and it's all good. I gotta take some time right here to praise that swell- it locks REALLY well in firm, and to paraphrase the reviewer Frost - it gives the filling and locking feeling you'd expect of a knot. 10/10 swell.The knot itself is pretty nice, but very wide, and the stem isn't long enough for the knot to lock well for me in the front. Overall, really nice model. :D

Bat Bites Art's Rend Stroker

Waow.The translation of your movements and blood circulation to the stroker is stunning, so much so that with my eyes closed while touching it I could have thoroughly been under the impression that I was in fact the toy, let alone that it's convincing and visible with it on. Add to that the sensation of using it, as I like the internal texture (some ridges and a few bumps) a lot, and the appearance of it from my own POV, and it's positively wonderful. Just be careful with removing the air from it when you suction it on- I got a little overzealous the first time I tried, and ended up mildly damaged, but I ended up fine.
Honestly, my favorite part of this thing's design is the profile of the back - built just right to contour to the labia.I find that using it frequently kind of numbs my junk a little, so I don't pull it out that often, but it's still awesome.

Paladin Pleasure Sculptures'
Cut Packer

My first thought upon opening the package was well damn, that's a lot of meat. It's my biggest packer, and a ludicrously sized piece of weiner compared to my five foot 2 and a half inch frame. The shape's interesting, too- there's this slightly yet distinctly conical shape to the shaft I didn't quite register before I got it which has the base of the shaft a good bit thicker than near the tip. The entire base of the packer's distinctly wider than any of my other packers, and as I suspected, it didn't fit in the packing pocket of my RodeOh Shift boxers.HOWEVER. I, being in the middle of a shopping run, decide, fuck it, and promptly smoosh the thing entirely against my skin.And it works. Yes, my dear ladies, gents, and those of us who know better- we ball, as we have been balling. I'm going to need some sort of packing pouch for this thing, but for the time being,the fact that its balls are mostly just the outsides with the rest being scooped out is both why I couldn't fit it in the boxers the proper way and why it works so well as they are right now. In summary: it's pretty big, I reccommend it if you're taller than me but if you're also a short king, join me in being the most well endowed motherfucker in the cvs.And, yes, I stuck it to my wall. The curved back is kinda suction-cuppy. :D

Kudu Voodoo's Patches Minipen

Hasn't arrived yet :[